- Bloggers! I’m ONE of you!!
- I’m a pretty much a technical and computer genius. Just sayin.
3. OMG! I better download the WordPress app so I can check my viewings every three minutes!
4. Wait a second. Are 19 of these 21 viewings from me? I should stop clicking on it.
5. Published?! I’m published? Does this mean I can put “Published Author” on my resume now?
6. Oh god. I hope my grammar was correct. Are you supposed to put a period after parentheses?
7. Do you think I could write off a new Apple desktop? You know, one the size of a small country?
8. I have so many ideas, I should probably get one of those recording pens so I can jot down my thoughts while I’m driving.
9. Can you write off recording pens?
10. This is AWESOME! Everybody should blog! I should probably tell all my friends and family topics I think they would be great at writing about. Let’s ALL do it!
11. My post has been up for an hour now. Why hasn’t anybody contacted me for a book deal yet?
12. I’ve found my new calling. This will totally be my new job. I should go tell my boss I quit right now.
13. I’ll probably be really good at this. I wonder when the next blogging conference is?
14.Wait a second. Is blogging dead? It’s been around for a really long time…
15. I don’t care! I’m officially a blogger!